Kon really should have listened when the AI tried to teach him about the peculiarities of Kryptonian anatomy.

( “I’m a guy!” Kon practically wailed. Being a guy it meant that he would always pee while standing up, never need to shave his legs, never have to wear a dress or pantyhose, never ever get PMS or anything associated with it, and consequently and most importantly of all... )

Brainy decides it’s high time he passed on his genetic genius. He probably should have talked to Lyle about it first, and he definitely shouldn’t have mixed up the Petri dishes.

( “You knocked me up, you sprocking bastard!” )

The entirety of Young Justice got their powers switched. Powers, and sex drives. Tim is getting some very interesting feelings concerning…himself?

( Tim really didn’t think it was fair for the Mighty Endowed to have developed real superpowers on top of everything else she had…developed. )

Tim and Kon switch bodies. Angst, hilarity, and the infamous ‘talking about their feelings’ ensues, before the boys start to see that maybe that supervillain had done them some good.

( “Is there any particular reason you aren’t wearing underwear today?” Tim blurted out before he could think. )

Crack AU. In which Clark is Hugh Hefner, Kon suffers from girl phobia and can’t remember why, Tim has to crossdress to help out a friend, and somehow, someway, the boys find themselves falling into an unforgettable love. (Any resemblance to the movie Buford’s Beach Bunnies is purely intentional and for comedic effect.)

( All the therapy in the world hadn’t ‘fixed’ him, and Kon was tired of being twenty-three years old and virginal, just like he had been at twenty-two and twenty-one and twenty, and on and on… )

Things are going perfectly normal for Roy - he’s in another universe, the alternate Teen Titans are weird, and he cannot wait to get back home. The other Speedy can’t wait, either.

( Of course, ‘normal’ only applied in his own universe. )

Roy’s had an awful day; being stuck in an elevator is just icing on the cake. Then things take a turn for the pleasant.

( And now he was stuck in an elevator. Three floors down, a gang of idiots was robbing the bank, and in his haste to help, he’d taken an elevator, forgetting one important security precaution that most businesses had: automatic shutdowns of all the elevators when any alarm was sounded. )

In a world where all the Robins are a team, and around the same age…hormones run rampant. But it’s okay; they all know how to make adjustments for things like that.

( Steph still couldn’t believe it had taken her joining the team for the guys to admit they wanted to do each other. )

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What if Stephanie Brown was a Potential? What if the spell to call all Potentials happened when she was fighting Black Mask?

( Suddenly, a vision filled Stephanie’s head, a vision of a savage woman battling demonic beings with unnatural strength. )